I can’t wait for the “Countdown� segment explaining why anyone who would associate with Pat Buchanan is unfit for office, followed immediately by yet another 20-minute pundit roundtable featuring Pat Buchanan.
… global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
… Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.
What’s the point of the being the Governor of a whole state if you can’t even get your sister’s asshole ex-husband fired from a gub-ment job? After all, its not like she’s been caught in a sweetheart real estate deal with a convicted felon, you know.
— Col. Douglas Mortimer about Governor Sarah Palin
A Vice President has only one extant responsibility: to stay alive. And, according to my actuarial table, Sarah Palin beats the crap out of every other candidate on that score.
— logis