01 June 2008
Knowing your place
Has anyone heard the rumor of threesomes, gay sex and cocaine?I don’t hang around those kinds of places, man. But then, I’m not a Senator.
Another Rovian plot
For 20 years I served as an under cover operative for the CIA. My mission, to expose the Reverend Wright for the America hating lefty that he truly is. We were within days of breaking through, when Scooter Libby had the temerity to leak my identity to Rolling Stone. I am not and never have been Barrack Hussein Obama. My real name is Barry Gibb. I guess I can always get the band back together if the President thing doesn’t work out.
— Old Dad
