01 June 2008

Knowing your place

Has anyone heard the rumor of threesomes, gay sex and cocaine?
I don’t hang around those kinds of places, man. But then, I’m not a Senator.

Soylent Red

Posted by orbital at 1:23 PM | View 0 TrackBacks | Trackback URL

Another Rovian plot

For 20 years I served as an under cover operative for the CIA. My mission, to expose the Reverend Wright for the America hating lefty that he truly is. We were within days of breaking through, when Scooter Libby had the temerity to leak my identity to Rolling Stone. I am not and never have been Barrack Hussein Obama. My real name is Barry Gibb. I guess I can always get the band back together if the President thing doesn’t work out.

Old Dad

Posted by orbital at 1:19 PM | View 0 TrackBacks | Trackback URL

Total commitment

Source: Tim Blair, Wondermark

Posted by orbital at 1:06 PM | View 0 TrackBacks | Trackback URL