09 May 2008

Might make me reconsider myself

Now if Obama is the Democrat nominee, all [bets] are off.

Oh come on.

Rev. Wright is so yesterday. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.

Look, how about this: You vote for me over McCain, and I’ll get my wife to keep her mouth shut for 3 days.

3 days man!

Now I know what you are saying to yourself. You’re saying “Self, 3 days is a long time for such an opinionated and downright unpleasant woman to maintain her silence. Does Obama really have what it takes to keep this promise?”

Well that would be a typical response Drew, and I can no more disown your response than I could disown my pastor or my racist cracker of a gramma. But what I can do, Drew, is give you the audacity of hope for a quieter tomorrow.

So vote for me, and I’ll shut my wife up for 3 whole days. I promise!

3 days Drew. Come on, playa… You deserve it!

BH Obama

We all deserve it.

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Watching out for your friends

We may now understand why Barack does not wear a flag lapel pin. He’s afraid that Bill Ayers will stomp on him.


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