Low Earth Orbit

Andrea Harris betrays the VRWC

In an event that is likely to rival the Pentagon Papers, Andrea Harris has revealed the existence of Operation Wrap Party, a secret plan by the Bush Junta® to terminate uppity celebrities. It'll never go off now so we're stuck with them. Thanks, Ms. Harris.

And now, idiots

Molly Ivins puts up her shot at the Worst Column Ever. [source]

Iraqi economic boom

Apparently the Iraqi stock market and real estate market are hot. [source]

Jesse Jackson plumbs new depths

A recent night club fire killed 21 people in Chicago so Jesse Jackson swoopped in to wave the bloody shirt. It turns out, however, that Jackson had been lobbying the city to not shut down the business due to numerous code violations. Spin away, Jesse!