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What makes the Palestinians so deserving?

An editorial that asks the questions I've wanted to ask - why do the Palestinians rate conccessions no one else in the history of the planet got? [source]

More selling on European futures

Why American capitalism trumps Euro capitalism. [source]

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You can buy fake diplomas over the Internet.

Condi lays down the case against Iraq

Condoleeza Rice makes that case that Iraq is lying in flagrant disregard of UN resolutions and its treaty obligations. [source]

Racial Harmony in the UK

In the UK, an Islamic cleric has been charged with inciting his audiences to murder all Jews, Hindus and Westerners. The judge agreed to exclude all Jews and Hindus from the jury after the cleric's lawyers claimed that the presence of such people would prevent a fair trial. [source]

Theme Song Madness

Loretta Serrano provides this rewrite of the Monkees theme song [source]

Here we come,
Rolling down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
All the French we meet.

Hey Hey, we're the Yankees
And liberals say they don't want our tanks,
But we're too busy saving
Your ass, and you don't say, "Thanks."

We go wherever we're needed,
Do what we have to do.
We don't have time for your whining,
Your cheese needs saving, too.

We're just trying to be friendly,
Sorry you don't like the smell,
But we're the ones who get dirty,
Protecting you from hell.